Ship/Character: aomine/himuro, mayuzumi/akashi, midorima/takao or akashi, ushijima/oikawa
Fandom: kuroko no basuke, haikyuu
Major Tags: none
Additional Tags: none
Do Not Wants: don't make another character in the cast the other person! just go with a nameless rando. also pls don't demonize a girl

Prompt:

Kermit: Piggy, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding...
Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie... I'm so glad you did.

- Muppets Most Wanted