Ship/Character: Oikawa Tooru OR Futakuchi Kenji OR Miyuki Kazuya & any character you see fit
Fandom: Haikyuu OR Daiya no Ace
Major Tags: none
Additional Tags: crossovers are welcome, feel free to change the pronoun in the quote
Do Not Wants: romantic relationships, cisswaps, a/b/o

Prompt:

"When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things."

― Michael Ende, The Neverending Story