Title: Cerberus Deserves Better Ship/Character: Ennoshita/Terushima Additional Characters: Mention of Oikawa, but he's not in the fic, and Cerberus Fandom: Haikyuu Major Tags: None Other Tags: Gods AU, Genderfluid Terushima, ADHD Terushima, the return of Babe-chan is here Word Count: 539 Remix Permission:See Permissions Sheet
I love any excuse to include Cerberus.
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“Okay so I know I’m blonde, and have the ADHD, but you’re gonna have to say that one more time Babe-chan cuz there is no way I heard that right,” Terushima says.
“ Firstly I’m not ‘Babe-chan’, I am Ennoshita Chikara, God of the Underworld-”
“Yes, yes, and I’m Terushima Yuuji, God? Goddess? I think Goddess today. Yeah I’m the Goddess of Spring. And we’ve already discussed this.”
“-and you will not call me ‘Babe-chan’.”
“This is homophobic. Isn’t that right Cerby?” Terushima asks Cerberus, kissing the middle head and petting the left and right heads.
“We’re getting off topic,” Ennnoshita says.
“Yeah because you were saying that the Underworld is cursed to not have any beauty or growth until you can convince someone to be your bride??”
“This is correct.”
“Okay so then what’s with the pomegranates?”
“That somehow survived the curse. Mom must have blessed it before Dad unleashed his fury.”
“So then I’ll be your Queen!” Terushima announces. “I’m the Goddess of Spring so like, that should spruce up things down here. OH!!! I can make Cerby flower crowns.”
“You. Want to make. Cerberus. Flower crowns,” Ennoshita says slowly.
“Yes!! He’s the bestest good boy ever and should have flower crowns! Isn’t that right Cerby?” Terushima asks, turning to the side and getting kisses from all the heads. “See!! Cerby approves.”
“I feel like I should be concerned that you already have a nickname for my dog,” Ennoshita says, even if he is secretly happy to see someone love on Cerberus for once.
“Look. Chikara-chan-”
“I don’t like this much better than Babe-chan-”
“-don’t worry you’ll grow to like it. Just. Make me your bride. It’ll all work out,” Terushima says, trying to hide her nerves.
Ennoshita raises an eyebrow. “And you’re not doing this for any specific reason that I should be aware of?”
“Okay. So. Maybe. And I mean like, maybe, as in, purely hypothetically, I might be trying to get out of a marriage to Oikawa,” Terushima says. “Hypothetically.”
Ennoshita blinks.
And blinks again.
“You. Want me. To marry you. When The King of The Gods is already interested in you?” Ennoshita asks.
“Hypothetically, if that were true, yes.”
“You know this could start a war right?” Ennoshita checks.
“Yes, but I’m beautiful and if I don’t cause some trouble with my beauty then does anyone really appreciate it?”
Cerberus’s right head gives Terushima another kiss.
Ennoshita feels his world changing as he opens his mouth. “You’ll be stuck down here except to fulfill your duties as the Goddess of Spring.”
“And stuck with such a handsome husband? However shall I cope?” Terushima teases.
Cerberus whines.
“Clearly giving you all the attention, exactly Cerby.”
“We’ll get married in two hours,” Ennoshita decides.
“That’s not much time for me to get beautiful!” Terushima protests.
“You’re already the most beautiful thing here. I just need to get the ceremony to be as beautiful as you,” Ennoshita flirts back.
Now sure, Ennoshita is screaming at himself to stop and think rationally. But that blush on his now fiancée’s face is perfect and Oikawa is not going to own it.
FILL: TEAM GRANDSTAND, T
Ship/Character: Ennoshita/Terushima
Additional Characters: Mention of Oikawa, but he's not in the fic, and Cerberus
Fandom: Haikyuu
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: Gods AU, Genderfluid Terushima, ADHD Terushima, the return of Babe-chan is here
Word Count: 539
Remix Permission: See Permissions Sheet
I love any excuse to include Cerberus.
***
“Okay so I know I’m blonde, and have the ADHD, but you’re gonna have to say that one more time Babe-chan cuz there is no way I heard that right,” Terushima says.
“ Firstly I’m not ‘Babe-chan’, I am Ennoshita Chikara, God of the Underworld-”
“Yes, yes, and I’m Terushima Yuuji, God? Goddess? I think Goddess today. Yeah I’m the Goddess of Spring. And we’ve already discussed this.”
“-and you will not call me ‘Babe-chan’.”
“This is homophobic. Isn’t that right Cerby?” Terushima asks Cerberus, kissing the middle head and petting the left and right heads.
“We’re getting off topic,” Ennnoshita says.
“Yeah because you were saying that the Underworld is cursed to not have any beauty or growth until you can convince someone to be your bride??”
“This is correct.”
“Okay so then what’s with the pomegranates?”
“That somehow survived the curse. Mom must have blessed it before Dad unleashed his fury.”
“So then I’ll be your Queen!” Terushima announces. “I’m the Goddess of Spring so like, that should spruce up things down here. OH!!! I can make Cerby flower crowns.”
“You. Want to make. Cerberus. Flower crowns,” Ennoshita says slowly.
“Yes!! He’s the bestest good boy ever and should have flower crowns! Isn’t that right Cerby?” Terushima asks, turning to the side and getting kisses from all the heads. “See!! Cerby approves.”
“I feel like I should be concerned that you already have a nickname for my dog,” Ennoshita says, even if he is secretly happy to see someone love on Cerberus for once.
“Look. Chikara-chan-”
“I don’t like this much better than Babe-chan-”
“-don’t worry you’ll grow to like it. Just. Make me your bride. It’ll all work out,” Terushima says, trying to hide her nerves.
Ennoshita raises an eyebrow. “And you’re not doing this for any specific reason that I should be aware of?”
“Okay. So. Maybe. And I mean like, maybe, as in, purely hypothetically, I might be trying to get out of a marriage to Oikawa,” Terushima says. “Hypothetically.”
Ennoshita blinks.
And blinks again.
“You. Want me. To marry you. When The King of The Gods is already interested in you?” Ennoshita asks.
“Hypothetically, if that were true, yes.”
“You know this could start a war right?” Ennoshita checks.
“Yes, but I’m beautiful and if I don’t cause some trouble with my beauty then does anyone really appreciate it?”
Cerberus’s right head gives Terushima another kiss.
Ennoshita feels his world changing as he opens his mouth. “You’ll be stuck down here except to fulfill your duties as the Goddess of Spring.”
“And stuck with such a handsome husband? However shall I cope?” Terushima teases.
Cerberus whines.
“Clearly giving you all the attention, exactly Cerby.”
“We’ll get married in two hours,” Ennoshita decides.
“That’s not much time for me to get beautiful!” Terushima protests.
“You’re already the most beautiful thing here. I just need to get the ceremony to be as beautiful as you,” Ennoshita flirts back.
Now sure, Ennoshita is screaming at himself to stop and think rationally. But that blush on his now fiancée’s face is perfect and Oikawa is not going to own it.