Title: fuck Ship/Character: Asahi & Suga, Asahi/Noya Additional Characters: Asahi, Suga, Noya Fandom: Haikyuu Major Tags: None Other Tags: asahi legally can't say fuck (except when he can), suga meddles, an attempt at humor, pushing the asanoya agenda im sorry Word Count: 661 Remix Permission:See Permissions Sheet
i wasn't sure if it would be funnier if he didn't say fuck or if he eventually did....but i think this is a good reason for him to
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Koushi thinks that everyone on Karasuno could benefit from saying fuck a little bit more. Except Tanaka. Tanaka says fuck enough. But the person out of the most of them that deserves -- no, that needs to say fuck is Asahi.
Asahi has never said fuck. Koushi has been friends with Asahi for three years, and he’s never said fuck. They’re going to be adults! Koushi is a firm believer that if you’re going to be an adult, you need to have at least said fuck once. And because he’s a good friend, Koushi has taken it upon himself to make Asahi say fuck. He’ll thank Koushi someday.
The first time Koushi tries to make Asahi say fuck, he tries to use fear. Once he accidentally snuck up on Narita, and when he said hi Narita yelled fuck so loud Ukai had told him to shut the fuck up. The bushes dig into Koushi’s knees where he hides behind them, eagerly scouting Asahi’s typical route home. He catches 14 Rattatas before he hears Asahi’s quiet voice underneath Noya’s exclamations.
Perfect. He’s extra distracted.
As soon as he sees Asahi’s sneakers approach his hiding space, Koushi springs up, screaming and lunging at Asahi.
Asahi doesn’t say fuck.
Instead, Asahi screams high pitched and ear splitting, and attempts to climb Noya like a cat fleeing into a tree, despite the 25 centimeters he has on the smaller boy. For his part, all Noya does is laugh and let Asahi wrap himself around him.
Koushi sighs before waving goodbye to Noya and punching Asahi in the stomach.
Fuck.
The days go on like this.
Koushi pretends to trip and spill water onto Asahi during lunch. Instead of being mad, he just asks Koushi if he’s okay and brushes off Koushi’s apologies.
He sneaks up behind him 5 more times, each time causing Asahi to scream and jump into the arms of the nearest person. The last time it was Hinata, and Asahi had practically crushed him so Daichi made Koushi stop. Whatever, Daichi.
He tries to piss Asahi off. The problem with that is Koushi is still actually Asahi’s friend, so he tries to get Tsukishima to come up with insults for him. Tsukishima just levels him with an unamused glare and pulls his headphones over his ears. Useless.
Fear, anger, surprise. No, no, no. Asahi is an anti-saying-fuck machine. Koushi tries happiness, buying Asahi tonkotsu ramen and a new volleyball. Asahi just looks uncomfortable but grateful. This plan quickly fizzles out with Koushi’s bank account, and is fully squashed when Daichi tells him Asahi asked what was wrong with him.
Koushi has finally resigned himself to convincing Asahi the old fashioned way: with his charm.
“You know this is a good stage in your development as a person, Asahi.”
Asahi rolls his eyes. Who the fuck taught him to do that?
“I don’t need to say swears to develop as a person.”
Koushi sighs. He just doesn’t get it.
“It’s a symbol of you holding onto your- your-” Koushi searches for the word, “childhood!”
“I don’t think that’s true.”
Noya bounds up, interrupting the rest of Koushi’s increasingly absurd arguments.
“You know, Suga,” Noya collapses into the seat next to Asahi, “if you want to get him to say fuck you should have just asked.”
“Asked you?” Koushi eyes Noya skeptically.
Noya’s eyes twinkle with mischief.
“Duh!” Noya jumps up to perch on the edge of the picnic table, encroaching into Asahi’s space, which for his part Asahi barely acknowledges, “Watch!”
And then he grabs Asahi’s face, and pulls him into a kiss. A kiss. A kiss that is so much a kiss that Koushi feels like he has to look away, especially when he sees Asahi’s hands come up to grip Noya’s waist.
When they finally pull away, Asahi looks dazed and Noya is radiating smugness. Slowly Asahi brings his fingers up to touch his lips gently, before softly muttering to himself.
FILL: Seijoh Third Years, T
Ship/Character: Asahi & Suga, Asahi/Noya
Additional Characters: Asahi, Suga, Noya
Fandom: Haikyuu
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: asahi legally can't say fuck (except when he can), suga meddles, an attempt at humor, pushing the asanoya agenda im sorry
Word Count: 661
Remix Permission: See Permissions Sheet
i wasn't sure if it would be funnier if he didn't say fuck or if he eventually did....but i think this is a good reason for him to
***
Koushi thinks that everyone on Karasuno could benefit from saying fuck a little bit more. Except Tanaka. Tanaka says fuck enough. But the person out of the most of them that deserves -- no, that needs to say fuck is Asahi.
Asahi has never said fuck. Koushi has been friends with Asahi for three years, and he’s never said fuck. They’re going to be adults! Koushi is a firm believer that if you’re going to be an adult, you need to have at least said fuck once. And because he’s a good friend, Koushi has taken it upon himself to make Asahi say fuck. He’ll thank Koushi someday.
The first time Koushi tries to make Asahi say fuck, he tries to use fear. Once he accidentally snuck up on Narita, and when he said hi Narita yelled fuck so loud Ukai had told him to shut the fuck up. The bushes dig into Koushi’s knees where he hides behind them, eagerly scouting Asahi’s typical route home. He catches 14 Rattatas before he hears Asahi’s quiet voice underneath Noya’s exclamations.
Perfect. He’s extra distracted.
As soon as he sees Asahi’s sneakers approach his hiding space, Koushi springs up, screaming and lunging at Asahi.
Asahi doesn’t say fuck.
Instead, Asahi screams high pitched and ear splitting, and attempts to climb Noya like a cat fleeing into a tree, despite the 25 centimeters he has on the smaller boy. For his part, all Noya does is laugh and let Asahi wrap himself around him.
Koushi sighs before waving goodbye to Noya and punching Asahi in the stomach.
Fuck.
The days go on like this.
Koushi pretends to trip and spill water onto Asahi during lunch. Instead of being mad, he just asks Koushi if he’s okay and brushes off Koushi’s apologies.
He sneaks up behind him 5 more times, each time causing Asahi to scream and jump into the arms of the nearest person. The last time it was Hinata, and Asahi had practically crushed him so Daichi made Koushi stop. Whatever, Daichi.
He tries to piss Asahi off. The problem with that is Koushi is still actually Asahi’s friend, so he tries to get Tsukishima to come up with insults for him. Tsukishima just levels him with an unamused glare and pulls his headphones over his ears. Useless.
Fear, anger, surprise. No, no, no. Asahi is an anti-saying-fuck machine. Koushi tries happiness, buying Asahi tonkotsu ramen and a new volleyball. Asahi just looks uncomfortable but grateful. This plan quickly fizzles out with Koushi’s bank account, and is fully squashed when Daichi tells him Asahi asked what was wrong with him.
Koushi has finally resigned himself to convincing Asahi the old fashioned way: with his charm.
“You know this is a good stage in your development as a person, Asahi.”
Asahi rolls his eyes. Who the fuck taught him to do that?
“I don’t need to say swears to develop as a person.”
Koushi sighs. He just doesn’t get it.
“It’s a symbol of you holding onto your- your-” Koushi searches for the word, “childhood!”
“I don’t think that’s true.”
Noya bounds up, interrupting the rest of Koushi’s increasingly absurd arguments.
“You know, Suga,” Noya collapses into the seat next to Asahi, “if you want to get him to say fuck you should have just asked.”
“Asked you?” Koushi eyes Noya skeptically.
Noya’s eyes twinkle with mischief.
“Duh!” Noya jumps up to perch on the edge of the picnic table, encroaching into Asahi’s space, which for his part Asahi barely acknowledges, “Watch!”
And then he grabs Asahi’s face, and pulls him into a kiss. A kiss. A kiss that is so much a kiss that Koushi feels like he has to look away, especially when he sees Asahi’s hands come up to grip Noya’s waist.
When they finally pull away, Asahi looks dazed and Noya is radiating smugness. Slowly Asahi brings his fingers up to touch his lips gently, before softly muttering to himself.
“Fuck.”